okay hi :)

so i haven't been updating lately as usual. livejournal is slowly becoming dead and i feel like i'm using my myspace *shudders* more than my lj. damn you myspace, damn you!

i finally convinced boobz parsmelly (aka bobby) to venture out into the world of weight loss and join a gym with me. we've both gotten fat and it's not cute. i'm talking eff-ayy-tee FAT. maybe we'll get lucky and by the time june rolls around (haha, get it? rolls!), we'll be all sexy again like we were in high school. mhm. right.

i tried bleaching out my hair yesterday, in a pathetic attempt to make it look like this. and ummm no. after doing an initial strand test and seeing that it didn't go as light as i wanted, i thought what the hell, i'll go through with it anyway. so i sat in my bathroom, tin foil wrapped around my bangs, dreaming of how supercute my hair would be. after an hour, i finally took the foil off and OMFG-- guess who looked like hell hath run a bleached fury? my crusty ass bangs. it was so awful-- my roots were platinum blonde and the rest looked like orange gatorade pee. luckily, i didn't have to go out in public with that shit and quickly dyed over it before you could say "damn, she fucked up". never again. never again.

you gotta love my misguided mishaps on trying to be a supercool, superbored asian. gotdammit.

so anyway, i'll be switching usernames soon enough seeing as how my sister AND boobz know now the secret-not-so-secret location of my journal. thanks dicks.

happy monday folks. let's hope this week goes by fast.